Okay, so I’ve been catching up to The Walking Dead (finally) and I have some damn thoughts, questions, feelings, etc. There will be spoilers. You’ve been warned.
First, WHY DID TWD KILL JESUS?????? Seriously?? It’s bad enough that I’m not over Rick being gone (by the way, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE??), but then we lose Jesus?? I mean, he didn’t even get to have a love interest!! All of us were shipping a possible hookup between him and Aaron (Jaron? Aasus?). The two of them together would have been friggin EPIC. But no, TWD doesn’t care what we want.
Second, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED BETWEEN HILLTOP, ALEXANDRIA AND THE KINGDOM? Why are they mad at each other? Why won’t Michonne share Alexandria’s provisions with the others? And what’s with the scars on her back and Daryl’s?
Third, HOW IS GABRIEL GETTING ALL THESE LADIES?? I mean, Ann, now Rosita. He’s a GANGSTA with a collar!!
Fourth, HOW IS HENRY SO DAMN STUPID??? I get it, he’s horny and Lydia is right there. But Carl (who is STILL ALIVE IN THE COMICS) would never be so damn idiotic. He wouldn’t be telling Lydia where everything is, where he’s from, etc. Good Lord, Henry needs a time out. Or he needs to ask the Wizard of Oz to give him a brain.
And finally, CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT ALPHA IS A GODDAMN BADASS??? That is all.
I still have a couple of episodes to watch so I’ll post again later.